Friday, December 12, 2014

Super JuJu

     If I had to choose 3 super powers I would choose telekinisis, invisibility and telepathy. These 3 powers would make for a great combination to fight crime with. I would use telekinisis to move stuff such as a car to stop the bad guys. I would use invisibility to sneak up behind the criminal as he commits the crime and then I would pants him so he would mess up and gave to run away. I would telepathy get inside criminals heads and I would make them go crazy by singing Miley Cyrus lyrics to him until he leaves.

Friday, December 5, 2014

The Best/Worst of Times

"It was the best of times, it was the worst..." -Charles Dickens. This quote single handedly describes highschool. Highschool can be funny and hilarious at times with friends. There are also times when highschool is the worst thing on the planet. All the teachers want to give you homework or a test on the same day.

Friday, November 14, 2014

Eww What Is That?

     Hunger meets uncooked meets mystery. You can find all of these during 4th period or what we call lunch. The food here is riveting and will have you drinking a bottle of Pepto Bismol after every unbearable bite. This is one side of the lunchroom, the dark side. The other side is beautiful and amazing. This what we call the MarketPlace. It is like chipotle meets heaven meets Jennifer Lawrence. It's what every early college kids dreams of but can't have.

Monday, November 10, 2014

Sharktsunami

If I lived a world where sharks swim in the forest and somehow I was lost in the woods I would probably start a forest fire. By setting a forest fire everything in the forest would burn down and there would be no forest which means no sharks , no sharks mean no danger, no danger means I'm safe. With this courageous act I would win the nobel prize by saving thousands of inoccent people. I would become a worldwide hero.

Friday, October 31, 2014

A Play Ground Over 9000

     The perfect play ground for me would probably be based around a huge rock wall and a bungie jumping machine. At the bottom would be a huge foam ball pit to catch you fall down or just if you want to jump into it. I would also put rooms on top of very tall pillars and connect them with rope ladders or ropes so I could swing from room to room. I would put a bed and tv in one room, a kitchen, and a bathroom. This would be so i would not have to come down if i did not want to. This would be the ultimate playground that I would eventually keep adding to until there is nothing to compete with it and people would pay me to play on it.  

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

A Prose or Something

     My name is Julian and I am named Julian for the simple fact that my parents liked it. My name is like the great Julius Ceaser and the Julian Calender l. While researching my name I was quite shocked by what I found. I read what my name says about me. It says I am patient, will work in engineering, mathematics, or computers, and best best work comes without disruption. Surprisingly most of this is true, all but one. I am not all that patient but I do want to be an engineer or doctor when I get older and I have wanted to for a while now. The one that stood out the most to me was how my best work comes undisturbed. This is 100 percent true with me because if somebody is talking while I am trying to do my work I will not be able to concentrate and get it done. What I like most about my name is the nicknames that come from it. My family and close friends call me Ju or JuJu. I eventually changed my xbox gamertag to HolyJuJuBean because I like my nickname JuJu so much. I believe your name makes you who you are and it will determine what kind of life you will have.

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Long Live Piñatas

     It is my obligation to entertain kids, but I choose a different path. When you're a pinata you're suppose to just sit there defenseless and be beat to death by 6 year old kids with a baseball bat. No longer will that happen, I will stand up for those in need and us pinatas,  will stand united as a people to rebel against the hellspawn called children. Now let me tell you about my first encounter with kids. I was knocked out cold tied up so tight I could barely move. I look up and see a kid beginning to swing the bat. Luckly it hit the string and I broke loose and ran away as fast as I could, I barely got away. That was the day it all started.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Ricktatorship

     If I had to choose someone to be the president of the United States of America I would choose Andrew Lincoln. Andrew Lincoln is one of my favorite actors. I choose him because anyone who gets in his way he kills, or has someone else kill them. He is a natural born leader and he would take us places no one else would go. Never again would there be a world war because Rick (Andrew) will put down any enemy he faces.

Monday, September 15, 2014

I'm on a boat!

If I were to spend the rest if my life either aboard a ship as a deck hand or as a librarian at a prestigious university I would probably choose to be a deck hand. My number one reason for this is being a librarian is boring! I know you would have thousands of books to read, but why when you can be exploring parts of the world you would've never have thought about visiting. 

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Juju's Ark

If I could bring five kinds of animals with me to save then from the huge flood it would have to be a cow because I would need done source of food and drink after the flood. Next would be a baby lion so that I could train him and have him kill anything I want. Then I would probably choose a bald eagle so I could always remember 'Merica'. Also I would bring a shark because it would be funny to have a shark on a boat. Lastly I would choose an ostrich so I could ride around on it like a king after the flood. After I breed the animals I will extricate them to help repopulate the world. 



Friday, August 29, 2014

Wifi

     My number one rule that everyone should follow is everyone should have wifi at there house or business. Everyone should follow this rule because the world that we live in revolves around electronics. If I go to a friends house and they don't have wifi I don't know if I'll go back over there because of how boring it would be. The same goes for a restaurant. If I'm waiting on my food and I want to jump on the internet and they don't have wifi I will probably never return. If you do not have wifi I don't know how you're living because I believe that wifi is an essential to life as we know it.