Thursday, October 2, 2014

Long Live Piñatas

     It is my obligation to entertain kids, but I choose a different path. When you're a pinata you're suppose to just sit there defenseless and be beat to death by 6 year old kids with a baseball bat. No longer will that happen, I will stand up for those in need and us pinatas,  will stand united as a people to rebel against the hellspawn called children. Now let me tell you about my first encounter with kids. I was knocked out cold tied up so tight I could barely move. I look up and see a kid beginning to swing the bat. Luckly it hit the string and I broke loose and ran away as fast as I could, I barely got away. That was the day it all started.

2 comments:

  1. I loved your story. But you misspelled beginning.

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  2. I see misspelled words, but other than that it's good. Piñatas should be given the uttermost respect, there are millions of them beat until their insides spill .

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